One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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