erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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