New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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