She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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