i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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