More tranny stories later!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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