I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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