You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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