I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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