the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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