Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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