i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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