What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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