I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Alive.
So much puke
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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