he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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