The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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