We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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