i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
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