On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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