Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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