Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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