Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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