Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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