Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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