If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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