but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Someone shattered a urinal.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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