Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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