Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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