So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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