I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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