There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
