Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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