Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Is it penis luge time yet?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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