Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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