And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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