omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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