and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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