are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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