he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table