it hurts more in the daytime
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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