got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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