so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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