guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she peed on how many people?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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