oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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