I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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