shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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