No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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