my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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