do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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