Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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They took my balls.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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