dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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