So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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