Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I want her autograph on my taint
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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