I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
