we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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