All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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