I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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